1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:02,872 - Previously on Warehouse 13... 2 00:00:02,915 --> 00:00:04,656 - Claudia Donovan, 3 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:07,050 You're the breach. 4 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,138 - Knock, knock. 5 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:10,401 - You're going with Myka as a backup. 6 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:13,187 - My first official assignment as an agent? 7 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,840 - As an apprentice. 8 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,104 - I'm ready to begin my apprentice education. 9 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,931 - You want juice, or are you a milk person? 10 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:20,498 - You know what I'd really like? - Oh, I do indeed, 11 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:23,284 But falling off the wagon may not be the best option 12 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,415 At this point. 13 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:26,678 - No, no, what? 14 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:29,464 - We're just asking because we're worried about you. 15 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:30,856 - I'm not drinking. 16 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:34,034 - How do we not end up with our brains scrambled 17 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,601 Or whatever new way to die there could be? 18 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,690 - Well, I mean, look at the bright side. 19 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,779 I'm usually within ten feet of you, 20 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,955 So whatever terrible thing happens to you, 21 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,392 Will probably happen to me too. 22 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,002 - Comforting. 23 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,189 [both panting] 24 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,104 - What is this guy, a jewel thief or a marathoner? 25 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,935 - If the artifact let the thief 26 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:08,024 Walk into a jewelry store and vanish, 27 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,982 Then why isn't he vanishing now? 28 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,767 - Maybe he can't activate it on the run, 29 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,769 Or maybe it doesn't do what Artie thinks it does. 30 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,118 [cell phone rings] That's kelly. 31 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,077 I told her I'd call to discuss the weekend. 32 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,252 I totally forgot. 33 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:19,949 Whoa. 34 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,124 Hello. 35 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,734 - Ah, careful, just don't damage 36 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:24,693 The one thing that kelly's looking forward to. 37 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,825 - Nah, little Pete's made of steel. 38 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,175 You go right, I'll go left. 39 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:31,700 - Leena, this one is ready to be shelved. 40 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,093 - A tin of sardines? 41 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,877 - Yes, it was part of the shackleton expedition. 42 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,966 They were trapped in the ice, you know, for two years. 43 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:39,534 They still had the good sense not to open that. 44 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:41,188 - Had the sardines gone bad? 45 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:42,885 - Very bad. 46 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:44,756 [computer beeping] 47 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,497 - Artie, I-I just found an anomaly. 48 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:48,760 Uh, survey says that insurance v.P.S in hartford 49 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:49,935 Are donating big bucks to charity, 50 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,372 And it doesn't compute. 51 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:53,678 - It's not an anomaly. It's a tax write-off. 52 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:55,680 - Yeah, but these guys gave away 50% of their bank accounts. 53 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:58,161 I mean, the most they donated before is 1%. 54 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,597 That's a difference of 49-- 55 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:01,382 - I can subtract 1 from 50. 56 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,297 - That's why you're the boss. - Hartford. 57 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:06,038 - Artie, Artie, that could be a robin hood artifact. 58 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,388 - Yes, it could. 59 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:09,085 And the prize for finding a case 60 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,478 Is a spin around the Warehouse 61 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:11,696 In steve mcqueen's motorbike? 62 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,045 - No, but try a free trip to hartford, 63 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:14,395 Because Pete and Myka are on the trail 64 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,179 Of a vanishing jewel thief in denver. 65 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:20,096 So you and I will do this investigation. 66 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,185 - You and I? Really? 67 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:23,795 - Yeah. 68 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:26,058 - Well, I mean, I haven't had a lot of time in the field, 69 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:27,190 And you're-- - I'm what? 70 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,974 - Uh, nothing. 71 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,193 That was the end of my sentence. 72 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,021 - Pack, 'cause we're leaving right away. 73 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,283 Where are my sunglasses? 74 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,285 - [sighs] this is why I pimped your specs. 75 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,766 Just tap the ends of the glasses together 76 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:40,072 To complete the circuit. 77 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:42,379 [beeping] 78 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:44,033 - Oh. 79 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:46,035 [beeping continues] 80 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:48,951 Ha. 81 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,735 [chuckles] 82 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,172 Brava. 83 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,913 That is, uh, very well done. - Well, we're a team. 84 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,741 Claudia and Artie. 85 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:57,960 "clartie." "artia"? 86 00:02:58,003 --> 00:02:59,353 - Pack. - Yeah. 87 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,575 - [groaning] 88 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:07,578 - Pete! 89 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:10,277 - I got the bag! You get him! 90 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,501 - [groans] 91 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:20,069 - Secret service! 92 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:21,070 What happened? 93 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:21,984 - Asian guy... 94 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:23,986 Went out that window. 95 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:28,904 - What is with this guy and windows? 96 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,559 - Hey. Are you all right? 97 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:33,865 - Hey, Pete, this way! [groans] 98 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,171 - Got it covered. 99 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,046 - Whoa. 100 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,092 Oh, ow. Oh, ow. 101 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:44,833 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 102 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,661 Ow, further than I thought. 103 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,097 - We lost him. 104 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,752 - Ow, but I bet we got the artifact. 105 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:54,408 - Well, let's take a look at it, then. 106 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,673 Jeez, where's the drummer and the fife? 107 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,979 - I just hurt my knee, okay? And my shoulder. 108 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,720 And I'm probably gonna have a huge bruise on my-- 109 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,069 What is that? 110 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:05,941 - That is the world's smallest purple violin. 111 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,334 - Oh. 112 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,814 You know, one day you're gonna make some lucky guy 113 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:13,644 A very sarcastic wife. 114 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,037 - Ah. 115 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,560 - Half lion, half eagle. 116 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,780 - A griffin. - I know. 117 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:21,043 - Well, did you know that in chinese mythology 118 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,523 They were used to guard treasure? 119 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:25,439 But somehow this one helps people steal treasure 120 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:28,180 And then make a clean getaway. 121 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,270 - Oh, hey, speaking of, 122 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:32,097 Now that the mission is accomplished, 123 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:34,056 You can go to your high-school reunion 124 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,362 And see some of your old friends. 125 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,451 [both cheer sarcastically] 126 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:39,931 You did--you did have friends in high school, right? 127 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,455 - Oh, as a matter of fact, kurt smoller, 128 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,021 Who is the captain of the football team, 129 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,633 Emailed me and invited me personally. 130 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:48,331 - Wow, you and a football captain, huh? 131 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:51,029 - Yeah, yeah, we hung out. 132 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,424 Okay, I tutored him in math. 133 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,731 - [chuckles] well, that's perfect. 134 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:59,951 Now you can go back and show big, fat kurt smoller 135 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,824 That smart girls grow up pretty. 136 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,478 - Fine, I will go. 137 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:07,002 - Excellent. - [sighs] 138 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:10,092 - Now let's bag old, uh, kathy griffin there, 139 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,920 Shall we? 140 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,443 [both chuckle] 141 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:21,669 Ready? - Yep. 142 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,847 Nothing to it. 143 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:28,763 - And now for two days, 144 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,200 We get to pretend we're normal. 145 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,106 - Leena. 146 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:11,501 [echoing] Leena? 147 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:12,894 Pete! 148 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,984 I have a good name. 149 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:18,378 Hey, Leena. - Hey, Pete. 150 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,944 - Wow, I didn't know the Warehouse 151 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:22,904 Had a canned-food aisle. 152 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,036 Ooh, red herrings, huh? 153 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,996 Bet that case was really hard to solve. 154 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:30,781 - Did you hurt your leg? 155 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:31,956 - I did. 156 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,784 I, uh, twisted it nabbing the griffin, 157 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,873 Which I put on Artie's desk. 158 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,701 I didn't see him or Claudia. 159 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,573 - They're in hartford on a mission. 160 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:40,965 Pete, put that back. 161 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:45,187 That's the original can of worms. 162 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,929 - All right, well, 3:00 on a friday, 163 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,539 So I'm calling it. 164 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,541 I will see you on monday. 165 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:52,803 - Take care of that leg. 166 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,849 And you should stay in bed all weekend. 167 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:56,328 - My plan exactly. 168 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,287 Ow, ow, ow. 169 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:06,817 - I think that the donation is suspicious, that's all. 170 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,253 - I've done nothing wrong. 171 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:10,473 I gave money to fund free clinics across the country. 172 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:11,474 That's a good thing. 173 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,606 - Yeah, it's a good thing, 174 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:13,824 If you did it of your own free will, 175 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,870 But I get a feeling that your wife 176 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,393 Wasn't too thrilled with that decision. 177 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,222 - Well, what makes you think that? 178 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:29,579 Okay, she was upset with my sudden generosity, 179 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,060 But that's because she didn't understand why I did it. 180 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,062 - Why did you do it? 181 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:37,848 - I don't have to answer to you or my wife. 182 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,154 - Is there another woman? 183 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,764 - No. 184 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:43,811 There's only one woman for me. 185 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,077 - Okay. 186 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,993 Claudia, I think that we could be dealing 187 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,690 With a home-wrecking artifact. 188 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,910 Two of the v.P.S have filed for divorce. 189 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,041 - Oh, make that three. 190 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,782 The v.P. Of product operations 191 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,654 Just called off his engagement. 192 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:01,916 - You got that off the internet? 193 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,961 - Social networking, but old school. 194 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:06,094 Teri the receptionist is chatty. 195 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,096 - Hansen's. So if, uh, lewis calls-- 196 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,880 - Listen, aside from these donations, 197 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,926 What else do these truehart executives 198 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:12,970 Have in common? 199 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,406 - Well, one thing. 200 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:16,104 I cross-checked their recent credit card charges. 201 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:18,541 Hansen's bar showed up on all three expense accounts. 202 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,500 - Can you pull up the receipts? 203 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:21,979 - Observe. 204 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,459 - Okay. 205 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,809 Well, each of these guys met with the same person. 206 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:26,854 - You know that how? 207 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,116 - Because look, on each receipt, 208 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:30,771 Apple mojito. 209 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:34,383 Are any of these truehart executives not affected? 210 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:39,867 - John donley. 211 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:42,391 Oh, wait. Oh, pickles! 212 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,393 That was just him with teri. We should go warn him. 213 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,047 - No, no, no, we should track him, 214 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,092 'cause he could be the mojito drinker. 215 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,094 See if you can hack into the garage cameras-- 216 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:52,706 - Hey, teri. 217 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,055 John say where he was headed? 218 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,839 - Hansen's bar for a drink with a client. 219 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,014 You should try it. 220 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,929 They have the best happy-hour clam bar. 221 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,540 - You feel like clams? 222 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:04,239 - I feel a little clammy, yes. - Yeah, okay. 223 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:11,115 - Let...Me... 224 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,901 Just...Say... 225 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:17,992 T.G.I.F. 226 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:22,083 Hey, sorry about the knee-- 227 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:25,129 Kind of, you know, limits my moves a little. 228 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,783 - No complaints, 229 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,089 Unless you were faking it 230 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,004 So I had to do most of the work. 231 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,179 - Why-- 232 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,529 Why don't women ever believe me? 233 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,618 - Let's not get into that. 234 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:36,837 Don't worry. 235 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,449 We won't go dancing tonight. 236 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,364 - Good... 237 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,975 'cause there's nothing I want that isn't right here 238 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,455 In this bed. 239 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,985 - Go, scorpions! 240 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:58,032 [laughing] 241 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,777 - Megan. - Wait, let me guess. 242 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,127 I have no idea. 243 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,432 - Myka Bering. 244 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,217 - Myka... 245 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,045 Great. 246 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:14,526 Okay, so tonight's cocktail party plus a room 247 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,050 Is $120... 248 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,747 Unless of course you plan to hook up with someone 249 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,096 And don't need the room. 250 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,881 - [chuckles] I'll take the room. 251 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,800 So, um, is, um... 252 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,976 Kurt smoller here yet? 253 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:32,066 - Right over there. 254 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,721 [pop music] 255 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:41,771 ♪ 256 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,991 Isn't it disgusting? 257 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,341 He's in better shape and has more hair 258 00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:49,953 Than he did in high school. 259 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,215 - Yeah. 260 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:56,133 - Oh, come on, give us a smile. 261 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:59,659 - Just take the picture. 262 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,883 - There's the apple mojito. 263 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:09,581 - [sighs] we're dealing with a femme fatale. 264 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,018 - I thought you were interested 265 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,193 In group insurance, miss andrews, 266 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,847 And if you're buying, I'm selling. 267 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,066 But if you're selling, I'm not buying. 268 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,851 - You haven't heard the whole pitch. 269 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,026 - I've heard enough. 270 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:22,116 I'm a happily married man. 271 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,988 - And john's reaching for his briefcase. 272 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:25,989 Now he's walking out. 273 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,295 - Okay, I'm gonna follow him. 274 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,601 You stay here. - Whoa, flag on the play. 275 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,039 Now he's heading back to her. 276 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,217 - You fascinate me. 277 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,747 [pop music] 278 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:53,060 ♪ 279 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,278 - Excuse me. 280 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,411 Could I get another vodka tonic, please? 281 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:57,934 - Vodka tonic? 282 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,936 That's a grown-up drink. 283 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,721 - Kurt. 284 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,723 - Myka Bering, 285 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,029 The algebra girl? - Yeah. 286 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,901 - I'm glad you could make it. 287 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:08,902 - Really? 288 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,078 Well, you know, I-I mostly came 289 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:14,472 Because of that nice email that you sent me. 290 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,691 - Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. 291 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,127 Uh, megan sent those out. 292 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,520 We're co-chairs. 293 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,217 - Ah. 294 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,830 So you two still a couple? 295 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,440 - No, not since senior prom. 296 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,834 I think once you see somebody vomit that much 297 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,358 For that long... 298 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,361 It changes everything. - [chuckles] 299 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,798 Well, maybe we should catch up sometime. 300 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,974 - Yeah, well, you want to join us for a drink? 301 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,410 I mean, you remember the guys-- 302 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:42,239 Royboy and gabers and phil. 303 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,112 - Yeah, I-I remember them. 304 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,158 Maybe later. 305 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,857 - Maybe later. 306 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:58,081 ♪ 307 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,914 - Okay, what the hell? 308 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,395 - Well, she must be using some kind of seduction artifact. 309 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,832 There's so many that it could be-- 310 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,312 Valentino's cigarette, 311 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,967 Helen of troy's cuff bracelet. 312 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,708 You know, jfk had a-- 313 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,014 He had a tie pin that drove women-- 314 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,581 What the hell are you doing? 315 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,148 - I'm setting an alarm, in case there's any activity 316 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,627 In john's bank account. 317 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,238 - Very good idea. 318 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,898 [electricity crackling] 319 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,595 - Whoa. 320 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,641 You've still got some kick in you, huh? 321 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:48,218 What was that about? 322 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,742 [keys clacking] 323 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,886 - So, uh, sure you don't want a bowl of cereal? 324 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,367 - Mm-mm. Just another bowl of you. 325 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,239 - Ooh. 326 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:12,242 [pop music] 327 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,114 ♪ 328 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,116 - Hey, I'll have another one. 329 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:20,033 ♪ 330 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:23,906 [dramatic music] 331 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,648 - [groans] 332 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,956 ♪ 333 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:33,002 - [groaning] 334 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:52,065 [pop music] 335 00:14:52,108 --> 00:15:00,116 ♪ 336 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,562 - [gasps] 337 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:25,925 [breathing heavily] 338 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,885 - Whoa. 339 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:34,020 [cell phone rings] 340 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,895 - Hello, is this Pete? 341 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,289 - Whoa. 342 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,855 Well, I-I'm not sure. 343 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:47,294 I mean, is this, uh, Myka? 344 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,210 - I don't know. 345 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,951 I-I look like Pete, 346 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,083 But I don't feel like Pete. 347 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,129 - You feel like me, right? 348 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,566 I-I mean, like... 349 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,741 Myka. 350 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,091 - Pete... 351 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,702 What the hell happened? 352 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,617 - Uh... 353 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,010 Jeez, I-I don't know. 354 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,970 I would say we, uh... 355 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,973 Switched bodies. 356 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,762 - Pete? 357 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:24,896 - Oh, yeah, we definitely switched bodies. 358 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,857 - Pete, get your hands off my breasts. 359 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,206 - Myka, how'd you know that? 360 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,643 - Because you're still you, and I'm still me, 361 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,777 Even though we're in different bodies. 362 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,997 Okay, we got to figure--ow! 363 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,042 - Myka, what is it? 364 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,783 - You really did hurt your knee. 365 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:42,871 - Okay, this body whammy 366 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:46,092 Is definitely artifact-related. 367 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,833 I mean, I saw a flash of the griffin. 368 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,313 - Me too, Pete. 369 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,881 Okay, now, we've got to get back to the Warehouse. 370 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,448 - Here's your drink, miss. 371 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,840 - Hold on. 372 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,799 Hey, pal, uh, how many of those have I had? 373 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:58,974 - This'll be four. 374 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,455 - Ah. 375 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,760 Holy crap. 376 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,241 Myka, listen, I drank three... 377 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,242 [sniffs] 378 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,896 I drank three vodka tonics. 379 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,898 - No, no, no, Pete. 380 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,943 I drank three vodka tonics. 381 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:15,295 - Okay, so y-you feel my knee pain, 382 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,862 And I feel your booze buzz. 383 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,343 - Oh, my god, Pete, I am so sorry. 384 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,953 I would've had juice if I'd have known 385 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:22,998 We were gonna switch bodies. 386 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:23,999 - This is gonna be tough to explain 387 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,218 At my next a.A. Meeting. 388 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,655 - Promise me you won't drink any more. 389 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,048 - Don't worry, I remember this feeling, 390 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,049 And it doesn't end well. 391 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,529 - And don't drive, okay? 392 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,227 You're a bad enough driver already. 393 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,794 I'll come get you. It's not that far. 394 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,361 - Who's that on the phone? 395 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,102 - Pete. 396 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,712 - Hey, is that kelly? 397 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:42,887 - Myka. 398 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,890 I mean, it's my-- my partner, Myka. 399 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,110 It's the girl. 400 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,592 Myka, hi, uh, hmm, yes, 401 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,376 I will go to the office 402 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,987 To pick up the file. 403 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,294 I'll be there in about three hours, okay? 404 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,819 And in the meantime, don't do anything that I wouldn't do, 405 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,038 And I mean that. 406 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,170 - Hey, the same goes for you. 407 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,046 - Kelly, I got to go. 408 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,569 - Now? 409 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,876 But we were gonna spend the whole weekend together. 410 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,138 - I know. 411 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,272 I'm, uh--you know, the I.R.S. Never sleeps. 412 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,839 So, um, I'll be back as soon as I can. 413 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:25,756 - May I remind you that you still owe me one? 414 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,716 Why don't we even out the score before you leave? 415 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,152 - Oh, gosh. 416 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,286 Uh, no, no, I-- 417 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,896 No, I'm sorry. 418 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,551 I-I wish I could, sweetie... 419 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,248 Pie... 420 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,729 Cake. 421 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,732 But I just wouldn't be able to... 422 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,908 Concentrate. 423 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,170 - Oh. 424 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,041 Okay. 425 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,000 Fine. 426 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:52,870 Go. 427 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,873 - Sorry. 428 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,179 Mwah. 429 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,181 I'll--I'll call you from the road. 430 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,706 And it's not like I'm a guy 431 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,404 Saying I'll call you. 432 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,884 I mean it. 433 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:10,061 - Okay. 434 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:13,978 - Oh, my god, I have got to put a shirt on. 435 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:17,852 Bye. 436 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,984 - What have I said about the rockies all season? 437 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,247 It all comes down to-- 438 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,945 - Pitching. 439 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,555 Yep. 440 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:26,861 Runs don't matter. 441 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,777 The rocks can't win without the bullpen. 442 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,084 - Exactly what I was gonna say. 443 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,913 - Mm-hmm. - Let me get you a chair. 444 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,701 - Hey, hey, hey. Too slow. 445 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,355 [laughter] 446 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:45,009 Anyway, with de la rosa and jimenez, 447 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,142 You have strength-- 448 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,406 Strength on the, uh-- [clears throat] on the mound. 449 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,886 But depth? 450 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,235 Man, I don't think so. 451 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,891 - Clearly she knows more than you guys. 452 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,675 - Ooh, anyone want hot wings? 453 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:04,072 Hey, sam, wing us. [clears throat] 454 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,468 - Did it go through? 455 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,730 - It's done. 456 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,601 [computer chirps] 457 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,388 - Well, looky that. 458 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,477 He just marked a $3 million chunk of bonds 459 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,609 To sell when the market opens. 460 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,916 - And she's sending him away. - Why would she do that? 461 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,526 - Because she got what she wanted. 462 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,267 I'm going in. 463 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,922 But first, precautions... 464 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:32,666 To neutralize any tainted cigarette smoke. 465 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:37,018 This should block any pheromone-related 466 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,934 Or perfume-borne substances. 467 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,805 And just to be safe, 468 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:45,331 These are in-ear noise cancelers 469 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,115 That will void 470 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:50,814 Any kind of siren-related artifacts, 471 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,991 And that should be that. 472 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,080 Cover me. 473 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,909 Pardon me, miss, I'm a federal agent. 474 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,565 And I know that you somehow 475 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,002 Forced executives from truehart 476 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,048 To donate to free clinics, and before you deny it, 477 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:10,530 We just traced some activity on john donley's bank account. 478 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,140 - That's some pickup line. 479 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,751 - Something has entered your life 480 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,840 That's giving you power over men. 481 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,451 I know that. 482 00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,496 And I want to know what that thing is, 483 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,977 Because you've been abusing that power, haven't you? 484 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,544 - I'm not the bad guy here. 485 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:27,982 In fact, once you get to know me, 486 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,418 I'm actually quite nice. 487 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:31,333 - Oh, your charms aren't gonna work on me, lady. 488 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,640 Sorry. 489 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,947 - You sure you don't see something you like? 490 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,733 - No, I'm here on business. 491 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,909 It's time you start answering my questions. 492 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,530 It's done. 493 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:55,966 - That's why you're the master. 494 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,533 Did you get the artifact? - No, no, she's clean. 495 00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:58,969 Let's go. 496 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,188 - Hold on. 497 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,235 So, Artie, what's our next move? Who's our next suspect? 498 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,368 - I told you, the investigation is over. 499 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,239 - Well, those men gave their fortunes away. 500 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:09,850 - For a good cause. - You stay away from her. 501 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,982 - What? - She's mine. 502 00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,768 - Artie! 503 00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:17,205 - Back off, donley. She loves me now. 504 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,641 - What? Artie? 505 00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,382 - I am gonna tesla him until he is impotent. 506 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,341 - Artie, stop. She's gotten to you. 507 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,212 - Just stay out of this. 508 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:25,909 - I'm taking you down. 509 00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,868 - Guys, listen. - Claudia, get out of my way. 510 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,478 - Hey, that's her car. 511 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,088 Lauren! 512 00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:33,352 Lauren, wait for me! Lauren! 513 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:39,967 - Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 514 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:42,230 Call 911! 515 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:44,275 - Oh, my god. 516 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,974 She should be more careful. She could get hurt. 517 00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,721 - [sighs, belches] - Seriously, though, 518 00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:57,027 You--you actually like the three stooges? 519 00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:59,160 - Yeah. 520 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,422 - Who's your favorite joe? 521 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:01,902 - Well, I would have to go with besser 522 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,338 Over de rita, 523 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,166 Although nobody can hold a candle to curly. 524 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,951 "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. A wise guy, eh?" 525 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,344 [rolls tongue] 526 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,301 [chuckles] 527 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,956 [barking] 528 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,436 [laughs] 529 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,177 - Okay, don't take this the wrong way, 530 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,135 But until tonight, I had no idea 531 00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:19,441 You were so much fun. 532 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:23,402 - Dude, until tonight, I wasn't that much fun. 533 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,404 - Okay, there's something special happening here, right? 534 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,361 Do you feel this? 535 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,189 - You don't know the half of it. 536 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,110 Dude. 537 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,546 What the hell? 538 00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:40,114 - I thought you wanted me to. 539 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:43,552 - No! Jeez! 540 00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,467 Crap. 541 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:46,468 I'm a chick. 542 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,514 - Pete! 543 00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:53,127 - I got to go. 544 00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,171 Ugh. 545 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:03,398 - Okay. 546 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,574 O-okay, Pete, Pete, Pete. 547 00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:07,750 Just let me do it. 548 00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:09,491 - Jeez, I haven't had a drink in eight years. 549 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,798 The buzz lasts a little bit longer than I remember. 550 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,756 - Oh, is that why you kissed my high-school crush? 551 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,195 - Ow, I didn't kiss him. He kissed me. 552 00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:21,285 - Wait, kurt likes me? 553 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:22,461 - No, he likes me. 554 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:25,289 He thinks you're a giganto-nerd. 555 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,290 - Right. 556 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,857 We'll fix this. 557 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,511 - Whoa, me first, I gotta take a leak. 558 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,730 - Don't forget to sit down. 559 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:33,167 And don't touch anything. 560 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,302 - Dark reeling feeling... 561 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:39,913 - Artie, I just found something huge. 562 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,784 - What rhymes with "adorable"? 563 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,046 - Deplorable. 564 00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:44,439 - No. 565 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,267 More--more able to-- passionate. 566 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,529 - Stop writing poetry. - No, I can't stop. 567 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:48,704 - Hey, I need your brain. 568 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:50,271 I just found out lauren's brother died 569 00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:51,490 Six months ago of liver disease. 570 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,839 His request for a transplant 571 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,318 Was denied by his insurance. 572 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:55,668 Do you want to guess who the provider was? 573 00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:57,278 - Truehart. 574 00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,062 - Yes. - So it was a revenge thing. 575 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,107 And who can blame her? 576 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:01,717 - We can! - No. 577 00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:03,632 - Apparently the money's not enough. 578 00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,112 She wants their lives. - You know, when I see her, 579 00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,679 I'll ask her to stop wanting their lives, 580 00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,376 And she'll do it because she's sweet. 581 00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,509 - Holy gams, batman, that's how she's doing it. 582 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,293 - "rangel"? - Artie, look at this. 583 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:14,643 You touched lauren's leg. John donley touched it too. 584 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:17,037 - I think "adorable" is better. - Look at that. 585 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,691 - Don't show me another man groping my lauren. 586 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,214 - Oh, that man's in the hospital 587 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:22,259 With five broken ribs, and you could be next. 588 00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,697 What can you tell me about lauren's leg? 589 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,572 - That the only thing that stops it going on forever 590 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,443 Is the floor. 591 00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:35,098 Silky smooth and subtly soft. 592 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,883 Ooh, I like "subtly soft." 593 00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:38,014 Silky smooth. 594 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:39,363 - Ah, so maybe it's a body cream 595 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,278 That she's using to turn men into stalkers. 596 00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:43,411 - Stalker... 597 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,978 No. 598 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:47,371 Would a stalker go to her house in the middle of the night 599 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,199 To read her poetry? 600 00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:51,419 - Oh, Artie, you can't go over there... 601 00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:53,290 Without a shower. 602 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:56,859 You're all stinky from artifact hunting. 603 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:58,600 - Oh, yes, it has been a long day. 604 00:25:58,644 --> 00:25:59,862 - Gamy, right? 605 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:03,213 - Take a shower, yeah, but not a cold one. 606 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,478 - Well, Leena's looking into it, 607 00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:09,002 But what do we do in the meantime? 608 00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:11,700 - Let's go over the griffin. 609 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:15,486 There could be something. 610 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,488 All right. 611 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:29,196 Just-- 612 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,550 A metal flap. 613 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,899 That's it. 614 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:38,727 Is it? 615 00:26:38,771 --> 00:26:42,078 - Yes. Yes, it means it's--it's a bookend 616 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,645 And not a statue. 617 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,255 - And bookends come in pairs. 618 00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:47,606 - And if there's another one, the thief probably has it. 619 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:48,824 - He could be anywhere by now. 620 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:51,087 - No, uh, wait, Leena said 621 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:53,002 That when she put the griffin down 622 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:55,265 It rotated. 623 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:02,621 [gasps] 624 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,145 - It--it looks like-- like it's pointing, 625 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,363 Like--like a compass. 626 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:07,930 - Well, maybe it'll lead us to its mate 627 00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:10,454 In some dualistic attraction. 628 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,500 Come on, let's hit the road. 629 00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:14,502 Oh, and could you change out of my dress? 630 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:15,677 I just bought that today. 631 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,244 - Jeez. 632 00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:19,899 [cell phone rings] 633 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:21,857 [gasps] 634 00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:23,380 Oh, that's--that's kelly. 635 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:24,860 - Oh, shoot. 636 00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,688 I said I'd call her. 637 00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:27,907 - Aha. 638 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,431 So it's not just a guy thing. 639 00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:32,041 - Hi, kelly. 640 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,739 Yeah, it's--it's me... 641 00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:34,783 Pete. 642 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,480 Um... 643 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:39,440 Hey, you know, I-I know that I said that I'd call you, 644 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,268 But I forgot. 645 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,705 And, uh, so I want to make-- 646 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,533 I want to make it up to you with this promise. 647 00:27:45,576 --> 00:27:46,708 - What? No promises. 648 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,231 No, Myka. 649 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:49,406 Myka, no promises. 650 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,017 - Uh, yes, let me-- 651 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,280 Let me get someplace private. 652 00:27:53,323 --> 00:27:55,456 - Fresh as a daisy 653 00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:57,763 And a little less formal 654 00:27:57,806 --> 00:27:59,808 And slightly slimming. 655 00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:01,549 - And all you need is your hat. 656 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:04,073 - Ooh, good idea. 657 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,771 All right-- what are you doing? 658 00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:07,686 No, Claudia! - Knock, knock. 659 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,339 Just like old times. 660 00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:10,514 - Claudia! 661 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:11,951 - It's for your own protection, Artie. 662 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:15,215 I'm going to lauren's to do what Warehouse agents do-- 663 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,260 Get the artifact. 664 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:19,306 - If you hurt lauren, I will hunt you down. 665 00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:21,264 - Mm-hmm. 666 00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:22,875 Pwned. 667 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,485 - God, how can you stand this hair? 668 00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:26,052 I just want to cut it off. 669 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,750 - You do that, and I will shave your entire body. 670 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,491 - Ugh. - Use the hair tie. 671 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:31,753 It's on my right arm. 672 00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:34,408 - So--I just thought it was an ugly bracelet. 673 00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:38,107 So what do--what do I do? 674 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:43,722 - Turn. 675 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,898 - [sighs] so what'd you promise kelly? 676 00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:48,378 - Well, you will find out. 677 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:50,250 Oh, my god, your hands are so clumsy. 678 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:51,555 - Ow! 679 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:55,168 - There. 680 00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,517 Look at that. 681 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,475 - What is it doing? 682 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,783 - Hey. 683 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,176 You have the other griffin. 684 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:04,873 - You were right. There are two of 'em. 685 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:06,483 Security guard. 686 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:08,355 You and the thief were working together. 687 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:09,660 - Wrong again. 688 00:29:09,704 --> 00:29:11,706 We are together. 689 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,752 And we've been looking all over town for you. 690 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,406 - I really don't like where this is going. 691 00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:22,108 - I need the other griffin now. 692 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,371 - No! First you show us-- 693 00:29:24,414 --> 00:29:26,329 - There's no time. 694 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:31,030 - Myka, grab the griffin. 695 00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:32,683 Whoa, I'm me again. 696 00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:35,425 Myka, where are you? 697 00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:37,210 - I'm back to myself. 698 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:38,298 - This just got easier. 699 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,126 - Wrong. He's the nice one. 700 00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:42,171 - So am I. 701 00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:57,099 - Now we're sharing one body too. 702 00:29:57,143 --> 00:29:58,361 Pete? 703 00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:01,451 Pete, we have got to fix this. 704 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:03,279 - Yeah, tell me about it. 705 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:19,208 - Oh, hi. I work with Artie. 706 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:21,036 - Get out of here. - No can do. 707 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,517 Two men are in the hospital, and you're still on the loose. 708 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,779 - That wasn't my fault. 709 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,347 - I saw you hit john donley with your car. 710 00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:29,871 - That wasn't me driving. - Then who was it? 711 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:32,221 - Me. 712 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,180 - Told you to get out of here. 713 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:35,442 - [groaning] 714 00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:38,314 Sharing the same body now. Great. 715 00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:40,534 Should make Myka do this. 716 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:44,059 [grunts] 717 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:45,452 - Really? 718 00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:48,542 Just when I could've used the upper-body strength. 719 00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:49,978 [knock at door] 720 00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:53,199 [breathing heavily] 721 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:58,117 - Hey, you're still up. 722 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,640 - Kurt. 723 00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:01,598 This is a really bad time for a booty call. 724 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:02,991 - What makes you think it's a booty call? 725 00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:04,384 - Well, what else would it be? 726 00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:08,040 - Busted. 727 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:09,171 Can I come in? 728 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,999 - No, no, you can't. 729 00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:14,263 And just believe me when I say it's not you, it's me. 730 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:18,877 - Myka, I promise, I just want to talk. 731 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,356 - The lady said good night. 732 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,619 - Wait, Myka didn't tell me she was involved. 733 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:23,969 - You went for it, man. 734 00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:25,884 That's cool. Now get lost. 735 00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:29,931 - Look, man, you really don't have to do this. 736 00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:31,106 I'm not after you. 737 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:32,238 - I'm not taking any chances 738 00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:34,240 Until lauren and I are on that plane. 739 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,458 - What plane? 740 00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:38,244 - One that's taking us far away, my love. 741 00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:40,986 - I don't want to go anywhere with you, howard. 742 00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:42,248 - You do. 743 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,815 You're just distracted by all these people. 744 00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:46,295 - Is that why you handcuffed me? 745 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:48,471 - I won't allow any of these other men 746 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,865 To steal you away. 747 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,345 I'm gonna go pack your bags, 748 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,825 And then we'll get out of here. 749 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,702 - I am so sorry. 750 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:03,356 I had no idea these guys would turn violent. 751 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:06,968 - Yeah, well, just let me think about this for a minute. 752 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,970 - If Artie is a federal agent, won't he come after you? 753 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,363 - He would... 754 00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:14,454 Except I kind of handcuffed him in his hotel room. 755 00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:18,762 Fastest-working karma ever. 756 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:21,461 - Karma. Yeah, that's how this whole thing got started. 757 00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:23,985 I wanted that insurance company to pay back to others 758 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:26,118 What they took from me. 759 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:28,163 I never wanted anyone hurt. 760 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:30,905 - So how are you doing it? 761 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,776 I mean, it's something to do with your legs, right? 762 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,604 - Stockings. 763 00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:36,041 I don't know why or how they work, 764 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:39,000 But when men touch them, they'll do anything I ask. 765 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:41,437 - Which is cool... 766 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:43,874 You know, until they become obsessed stalkers, 767 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,485 And you can't control them. 768 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:46,834 Where are the stockings now? 769 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,054 - On a rod in the bathroom. 770 00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:50,055 - Oh. 771 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:51,317 Right. 772 00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:55,669 - Like I don't know how to improvise an electromagnet. 773 00:32:55,712 --> 00:32:57,105 I was doing this 774 00:32:57,149 --> 00:33:00,587 When macgyver was still trapped in his crib. 775 00:33:06,071 --> 00:33:07,681 Now come to papa. 776 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:13,208 Ah. 777 00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:16,211 Oh, yes, come to papa. 778 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:17,430 Yes, yes. 779 00:33:17,473 --> 00:33:18,735 Come, baby. Come, come, come. 780 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:20,041 Yes. 781 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,087 Okay. 782 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,356 Okay. 783 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:34,186 And this is only one of 23 ways 784 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:36,927 That I could have escaped. 785 00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:45,327 - [groans] I don't feel so good. 786 00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:47,590 - We can help. 787 00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:49,810 Just tell us what to-- - The griffins. 788 00:33:49,853 --> 00:33:51,072 - I got them. They're right here. 789 00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:54,641 - Quick-- this is bad. 790 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,164 [groans] 791 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:58,514 - Just tell us what to do. 792 00:33:58,558 --> 00:34:00,299 - You... - Just... 793 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:04,085 [both groan, scream] 794 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:12,615 - Oh. 795 00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:15,575 Oh, oh, oh. 796 00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:17,272 Oh, I sure wish he'd... 797 00:34:17,316 --> 00:34:19,231 - Finished that sentence. 798 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:23,713 - All set. By this time tomorrow, 799 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:27,717 We'll be relaxing in a villa near lisboa. 800 00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,545 And as for you... 801 00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:30,764 - Lauren, come on, say something. 802 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:32,113 - Howard, don't hurt her. 803 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:34,289 - I have no choice. She would get between us. 804 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:36,422 And I can't allow anything to come between us. 805 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:39,990 You? 806 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,122 - You? 807 00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:46,867 - [groaning] 808 00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:57,747 - Lauren, are you all right? 809 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,662 - Yes, but what did you do to him? 810 00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:00,968 - Temporary blindness. 811 00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:03,536 This is a shard from the lens 812 00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:06,321 Of the pharos lighthouse, alexandria. 813 00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:07,540 And there's the phoenix. 814 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,368 Oh, so many things that I could show you. 815 00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:11,761 - Artie, thank god. He was about to shoot me and-- 816 00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:13,720 - Claudia. 817 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:16,810 That prism was meant for you. 818 00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:18,464 She thought that she could outsmart me, 819 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,770 But I've got moves she's never even dreamt of. 820 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:21,902 We're out of here. 821 00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:23,599 - No, no, first unlock Claudia. 822 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:26,254 - Unlock the girl that tried to come between us? 823 00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:30,171 Never. 824 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:31,564 Let's go. 825 00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:34,262 - Leena, you're out last hope. 826 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:35,655 We just learned the hard way 827 00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:37,613 That two things can't occupy the same space. 828 00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:39,441 - Okay, I looked into split personalities, 829 00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:41,574 Which led me to robert louis stevenson, 830 00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,271 Who wrote dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde. 831 00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:44,707 Going through his notes, 832 00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:46,753 I found a picture of him in his study. 833 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:48,058 - Can we move this along? 834 00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:49,669 I'm starting to get a really... 835 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,932 - Bad vibe. 836 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:54,587 So that's what vibes feel like. 837 00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:55,588 Huh. 838 00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:57,677 - On the shelf behind him, 839 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,069 There's two bookends. 840 00:35:59,113 --> 00:36:00,070 - Griffins? 841 00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:02,377 - No, one is an eagle. 842 00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:04,640 And the other is a lion. 843 00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:06,686 It seemed like such a coincidence-- 844 00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,035 - Maybe the bookends on the mantel 845 00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:09,776 Are in an inactive state. 846 00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:11,734 What if the heads can be switched, 847 00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,780 And the duality... - Could be reversed? 848 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:16,435 We need to make the eagle and the lion whole again. 849 00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:18,437 I'll call you back. - Okay. 850 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:25,835 - It worked. 851 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:31,841 - All right. Come on, birdie. 852 00:36:31,885 --> 00:36:33,669 - You'll have to kill me. 853 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,628 Nothing but a bullet will stop me 854 00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:37,107 From trying to be with lauren. 855 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:38,457 - Artie, don't. 856 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,154 - Lauren, go get the stockings, now! 857 00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,679 - I know exactly how you feel, howard. 858 00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,681 - Then you know I'll follow her to the ends of the earth. 859 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:48,597 - As would I. 860 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,860 Get on your knees. I'll make it quick. 861 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:53,254 - Artie, stop this! You're not a cold-blooded killer! 862 00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:54,690 Lauren! 863 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,214 - Come on, little birdie. 864 00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:00,261 - Got it. 865 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,742 - Oh, yeah, that's 'cause I loosened it for you. 866 00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:08,443 Put the eagle head on the eagle. 867 00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:11,446 - Okay. 868 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:14,406 [both groaning] 869 00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:16,103 - Just get it over with. 870 00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:18,236 - What do I do with them? 871 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:20,847 - Put a run in them. Use your nails, anything. 872 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,944 - Then the lion head on the... 873 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:45,741 - Oh, my god. 874 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:47,177 Howard, are you okay? 875 00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:48,614 - I'm not sure. 876 00:37:48,657 --> 00:37:50,746 My eyes hurt, ow. 877 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:53,967 Oh, my god, I've got to get home to my wife. 878 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,014 - That was too close. 879 00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:01,104 - In so many ways. 880 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:05,021 So I guess we can't even pretend 881 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:06,936 To be normal, huh? 882 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,286 - Normal... 883 00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,549 Not really in our wheelhouse. 884 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:11,985 - [chuckles] 885 00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:15,728 Both: Good job. 886 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,164 - [laughs] 887 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:20,733 - Hey, look, I found the artifact. 888 00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:23,039 - Where did you get those? 889 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,954 - My great-grandfather's estate. 890 00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:26,304 - More details. 891 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,131 You turned several of us into blabbering fools. 892 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:29,176 I'd like to know how. 893 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:30,612 Who was your great-grandfather? 894 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:33,136 - He was a diplomat during world war I. 895 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:35,965 They were in a box with a card. 896 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,837 "souviens-toi de moi, mon amour." 897 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,710 - "remember me, my love." 898 00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:43,669 World war I? - Yeah. 899 00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:46,585 - And the card-- was it signed "margaretha"? 900 00:38:46,628 --> 00:38:48,674 - Yes. 901 00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:49,631 How did you know that? 902 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:52,852 - Margaretha zelle. 903 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:56,943 Otherwise known as mata hari. 904 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,379 - The spy? 905 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:01,730 - And a world-class seductress. 906 00:39:01,774 --> 00:39:03,863 There's no way to tell whether they worked on her 907 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:05,517 Or she worked on them. 908 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,476 Either way, they worked. 909 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,260 - I need to call the hospital, 910 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:12,088 Find out if john donley's okay. 911 00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:14,787 I hope he doesn't have his company's insurance. 912 00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:21,620 - And "clartie" saves the day. 913 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:24,057 - Kiddo, I want to thank you 914 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,625 For focusing on your job and trying to protect me. 915 00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:29,889 - Well, I learned from the master. 916 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:33,501 You know, the keys are over there. 917 00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:37,766 - From here, I can count 918 00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,290 Eight ways that you can escape. 919 00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:41,944 - Okay, look, I'm really sorry I-- 920 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:45,295 - The spatula, make that nine. 921 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:47,559 Claudia... 922 00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:49,256 Knock, knock. 923 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:53,260 - Oh. 924 00:39:53,303 --> 00:39:55,828 Open. 925 00:39:55,871 --> 00:39:58,657 - Then the thief walks into the jewelry store, right? 926 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,746 Asks the clerk to see something pricey. 927 00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:02,138 The clerk turns around. 928 00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,445 Poof, he turns into the other one. 929 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,360 I got to say, it's a pretty cool plan. 930 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,058 - Yeah, until they exploded, it was perfect. 931 00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:11,713 - Now the griffins are back in their dormant state? 932 00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:13,541 - Yes, the eagle and the lion. 933 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:16,370 - And the Myka and the Pete. 934 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,721 - Hey, um, I, uh... 935 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:22,811 I'll be right back. 936 00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:25,901 [pop music] 937 00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:27,816 ♪ 938 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:28,904 Hey. 939 00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:30,558 - Hey. 940 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,690 Where's your boyfriend? 941 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,343 - Oh, I don't have one. 942 00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:36,216 - All right, obviously you're seeing someone. 943 00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:37,913 - You know what, kurt? Nothing-- 944 00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:41,308 Nothing is really obvious about me. 945 00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:44,093 And I just-- I wanted to tell you 946 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:47,183 That, um, I'm not who I seemed to be before. 947 00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:49,969 - Okay, well, whoever that was, 948 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:51,666 She was a lot of fun. 949 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:55,583 - I really enjoyed talking to you too. 950 00:40:55,627 --> 00:40:57,890 Do you want to-- 951 00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:00,762 Do you want to keep in touch? 952 00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:03,373 - Definitely. 953 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:07,639 Would it be okay if I kissed you good-bye? 954 00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:10,032 - So okay. 955 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:18,084 ♪ 956 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:33,534 You know what? I just really have to ask you-- 957 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:37,059 Which kiss was better, this one or--or the one before? 958 00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:39,061 - Uh, honestly? 959 00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:40,889 - Yeah. - This one. 960 00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:43,239 The one before, 961 00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:46,634 You burped in the middle of it. 962 00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:49,768 - Bye, kurt. 963 00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:52,466 Email you. 964 00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:00,909 - Ta-da. 965 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:06,915 - Rose petals... 966 00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:09,831 And candles... 967 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,138 And balloons. 968 00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:15,010 - And, uh, chocolates... 969 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:17,883 As promised. 970 00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:20,755 - Who needs candy? 971 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,496 I want you. 972 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,542 - Mmm. 973 00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:28,328 So--so everything's okay between us? 974 00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:29,895 - Are you kidding? 975 00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:32,245 What you said on the phone 976 00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:35,248 Is the sweetest thing a guy has ever said to me. 977 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:38,077 - I bet you don't even remember the exact words. 978 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,079 - Oh, I remember. 979 00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:42,472 No man has ever understood me like that. 980 00:42:42,516 --> 00:42:44,605 I'm so glad that-- 981 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:47,869 That you're... 982 00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:49,915 You. 983 00:42:49,958 --> 00:42:52,526 - Me too. 984 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,616 But--but--but, uh, you know what would be really fun? 985 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:56,617 Oh-oh. 986 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,619 - Oh! [giggles] 987 00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:03,102 - Yeah, yeah. 988 00:43:03,145 --> 00:43:04,973 Why don't you say back to me 989 00:43:05,017 --> 00:43:06,671 What I said on the phone? 990 00:43:06,714 --> 00:43:09,978 And then I'll grade you for accuracy. 991 00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:17,203 Or--or not.